Hey.SMILE:)

okaymad:

soon i will have to pay rent and food and INTERNET AND IM NOT READY FOR THAT

edwad:

*phone rings*
“hello”
“hi! is your refrigerator running”
“yes it is”
“mine is as well! can’t wait to see your fridge at the race tomorrow”

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earthdad:

124:

there isnt a single part of this vine i dont like

i could not be any happier

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com)

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(Source: diogoptzam)

okaymad:

when you try your best but don’t succeed

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Why Are the Chinese Cooking With Gutter Oil?

wikipedia: ‘Gutter oil’ is a term used in China to describe illicit cooking oil which has been recycled from waste oil collected from sources such as restaurant fryers, sewer drains, grease traps and slaughterhouse waste.

Read More: Why Are the Chinese Cooking With Gutter Oil??

After reading this all I have to say is WTF CHINA!!!! W!T!F!

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omgswagyolo:

when you’re ready to go out and your plans get cancelled 

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rupsidaisy:

gay8:

fuck attractive people

that’s the plan

*teacher voice* pick up at least one piece of trash before you leave the room

sorry you’re too heavy to pick up

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(Source: chomei)

lamelohan:

mom: your room is dirty

me: image

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(Source: discolor3d)